Life is like a train of moods like a string of beads

SaD GIRL · 08-24-2008, 01:02 AM

There's only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.There's only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.

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Three dreams of a man:To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child believes.To have as many women as his wife suspects...
------------ ---Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.Husband is the liver and the wife is the kidney.If the liver fails, the kidney fails.If the kidney fails ......... the liver manages with other kidney !!
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Generation Next Motto:Neither will I marryNor I will allow my children to marry !!
------------ ------What's the difference between Drug and Wine ?Drug is like a girlfriend that comes with an expiry date.Wine is like a wife, The older it gets, longer the chatter !
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such .. such a fast shutterspeed that it is capable of taking a picture of a woman with her mouthshut!!!

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Wisdom is having a lot to say and not always saying it. Think before youact; think twice before you speak.

An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blindWinners make things happen, losers let things happen.I am too blessed to be stressed and too annointed to be disappointed.

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Knowledge is information. Wisdom is knowing what to do with the informationyou have.

08-24-2008, 01:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
SaD GIRL عضو فعال SaD GIRL تاريخ التسجيل: May 2008 رقم العضو: 5303 الدولة: TaMaMoZ المشاركات: 160 محل الاقامة: LanD 0F SaDneSS البلد: Egypt	Life is like a train of moods like a string of beads There's only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.There's only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it. ******** Three dreams of a man:To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child believes.To have as many women as his wife suspects... ------------ ---Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.Husband is the liver and the wife is the kidney.If the liver fails, the kidney fails.If the kidney fails ......... the liver manages with other kidney !! ******** Generation Next Motto:Neither will I marryNor I will allow my children to marry !! ------------ ------What's the difference between Drug and Wine ?Drug is like a girlfriend that comes with an expiry date.Wine is like a wife, The older it gets, longer the chatter ! ******** The Japanese have produced a camera that has such .. such a fast shutterspeed that it is capable of taking a picture of a woman with her mouthshut!!! -------- Wisdom is having a lot to say and not always saying it. Think before youact; think twice before you speak. An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blindWinners make things happen, losers let things happen.I am too blessed to be stressed and too annointed to be disappointed. ******** Knowledge is information. Wisdom is knowing what to do with the informationyou have. من مواضيع SaD GIRL في المنتدى 0 10 مستحيلات في مصر 0 °♥ The great names of Allah ♥° 0 Say It Right 0 أقسام الانجليزية للمبتدئين 0 كنت فين الساعة ... ؟؟؟ جااوب __________________ أنا من عرفني تصاب نفسه بالغرور والخيلاء ... ويكفيه فخراً أنه يعرفني ... لذلك ... يقف لي انحناء ...
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